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No Means No!!!

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Comedian, master of ceremonies, radio broadcaster, and Dj - in everything he touches, Frank “Trixx” Agyemang is a natural entertainer. Charismatic, savagely funny, and possessing seemingly boundless energy, Trixx’s talent lies in knowing exactly when and where to push boundaries and establish new limits. Whether he’s wreaking pop culture havoc as one of the jurors on Much Music’s Video On Trial, playing his various roles on Much Music’s Stars Gone Wild as “Kofi” (the African furniture store owner), touring the world as a Dj, or hosting some of Toronto’s biggest concerts, Trixx appeals to people of all ages, sexes, and religions. Armed with a sardonic, biting wit, his style is immediately engaging . Nothing, and yet everything is sacred to this avid student of popular culture. His animated on-stage character is complimented by a strong business sense and understanding of corporate responsibility; and his main objective is to entertain and inform whatever audience stands before him. Besides bringing big laughs to comedy clubs across the nation, Trixx continues to broaden his reach by hosting some of the hottest main stream parties and concerts across the world as well as providing voiceover work wherever it is needed. Always on the lookout for opportunities to further both himself and the culture he represents, Trixx is equal parts dedication and raw talent. He is sure to help make your next event a success.

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We're Back!!!

Yeah, I know...again!

So there's been a bit of a hiatus between podcasts, months even, but you're about to get spoiled with comedy gold.

Toronto comedian, Trixx, is about to release his debut DVD (Face Value) and it's director is none other than the creator of this podcast...me! 

Yup, it's been a wild directing gig, exciting, and laugh out loud fun.  I'll be posting some teaser clips from the DVD so you guys can get a sample of what Trixx is all about. 

There's a DVD release party at:

The Toronto Centre for the Arts
Friday February 12, 2010
8PM
Tickets $20 & available via www.ticketmaster.ca

So if you are in Toronto on that date, come on down to the show, you will have a blast.  And at least a laugh or two, or three, or......

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Wow...we've been out of it for a while, but we're getting back into the podcasting biz.  There's been a lot of Yeehaa Cowboys stuff on here, so let's get one more video on.  It's a live performance on Television...enjoy it!  This is one of our most downloaded songs.

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So, this is how it began...The Yeehaa Cowboys sprang to life from the pages of a Screenplay, titled of course, The Yeehaa Cowboys!

Having no money and no clout in the land of Hollywood North, we began our pitch with a lack of stuff that usually helps...success!

Along the path of despair we hit upon an idea so magical, so fantastical that it rejuvenated our cowboy spirits...why not create a band out of the script...and see what happens!

Ten years later...just kidding...about six months into our grand fable, a Toronto Theatre producer heard about this wacky cowpunk band with a script, read it, and produced what has now become legend, we think, in Toronto..."The Yeehaa Cowboys Stage Musical."

With a cast of over 30, we think, the stage musical had become a rousing success and helped us to spawn...yes we said spawn...our debut CD release, "Cowpunk Baby, Cowpunk!"

Vacaville is our tribute video to that enchanted theatrical time. Enjoy the Rabbi Ninjas. Yes, we said Rabbi Ninjas, Vlad Lupo, our honorary vampire cowboy, and the entire zany cast and crew that helped to make "The Yeehaa Cowboys Stage Musical" a success.

Thank You Very Much!

Tell me a lie                        
in that haze I'd decide                    
should I comfort you with tears            

Tell me a way                        
that allows me to say                    
I own everything you need                

Love
I'm sorry that it never gave you strength

Tell me a lie
in that space I'd reply
I'm already in your path

I see you
wandering through your days
and I think you don’t know me

And I feel
wretched and torn
delivered yet scorned
I'm a man that heeds your will

Tell me again
why I must pretend
that your last breath was mine

I see you
wandering through your days
and I think you don't know me

What if I said that I could act the part for you
wouldn't that change the rules
the words "I needed proof"                    
what if you said that I could live apart from you        
wouldn't that make me want to stay    

Could you see through my eyes
but I don't want to cry all night
yeah I think you don't own me

Could you steal more than time
but I don't want to hide all night
yeah I think you don't own me

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I've got a date with an angel tonight
I've been waiting all my life
I've got a date with an angel tonight
She will make everything all right

and I'll be watching as the days grow cold
and I'll be dreaming as the nights grow old

My pretty angel cries
My pretty angel lies
when she tells me
it will be allright


www.yeehaacowboys.com

Well I can tell you my name
that if I rode right into town
like a spirit in the night
I'd come to you without a sound

and if I coulda loved
and if I coulda left you far behind
and if I coulda been
and if I coulda been there

Oh you can hear my soul
cryin' on the radio
for your love
like a wailin' lonely ghost

and if I coulda loved
and if I coulda left you far behind
and if I coulda been
and if I coulda been there

I'm a yeehaa cowboy, I ride right through this lonely town
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, playin' my songs though no ones round'
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, and all I wanna be is by your side
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, take a bow with me tonight

Well I could tell you my name
in the whisper of a desert night
but I'm a slave to the voices
cause I'm a haunted man inside

and if I coulda loved
and if I coulda left you far behind
and if I coulda been
and if I coulda been there
baby....

I'm a yeehaa cowboy, I ride right through this lonely town
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, playin' my songs though no ones round'
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, and all I wanna be is by your side
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, take a bow with me tonight

and if I wanna find you baby
and if I wanna kiss you honey
all I gotta do is sing for you...

and if I coulda loved
and if I coulda left you far behind
and if I coulda been
and if I coulda been there
baby....

I'm a yeehaa cowboy, I ride right through this lonely town
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, playin' my songs though no ones round'
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, and all I wanna be is by your side
thank you very much
I'm a yeehaa cowboy, take a bow with me tonight

Yeehaa cowboy, Yeehaa cowboy
I said, I'm a Yeehaa Cowboy
Yippee ki yi yo, all the way to San Antonio
Thank you very much

www.yeehaacowboys.com

See the lines on my hand                
feel them crack                    
hear my reasons change                
hope it's better than fate                
better not to compromise                
faith                            
I was not to ride                    
within my heart I adored                
yet I hold
I may not arrive                    
                                
And I hear you say                    
if your blue skies fall grey                
don't turn away                    

I'll make it easy
I'll pray
prey on your desire
hope its better than fear
better than another lie
faith
I can not sense time
let me go
set me free
maybe I could still arise

And I hear you say
if your blue skies fall grey
don’t turn away

And you drift into the pain
and you hope that you're the only one to dare
and you know that it's a trust                    
that dies                            
if you fall grey

Touch the skin that binds
it holds me to sin
if I taste your words
I’ll be the one to give in

And I hear you say
if your blue skies fall grey
don't turn away

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I stayed awake                                    
just watching you asleep                    
and I can't fade away                    
can't say good-night                                    
    
Do you recall                        
how I begged to steal your heart            
but I just gave way                    
without a fight                        
                            
Your eyes were mine                    
I saw it in your gaze                    
and I knew                            
I knew                            
                            
The last time we were together                        
I kissed you                         
you kissed me forever                    
                        
All read and torn
I've ripped apart your words
and there's no meaning
there's no reply

Stay
and say it's never going to change
end this story with
the first line

Your eyes were tired
I saw it on your face
and I knew                        
I knew                            
            
The last time we were together                
I kissed you                         
you kissed me forever
The last time we were together                
I loved you                         
you loved me forever

Even if the darkest lie
saved you from the misery
I'd given you    
I'd step aside

I look back and I deny    
I was only sober
when I cheated you    
took your pride

The last time we were together                
I kissed you                         
you kissed me forever
The last time we were together                
I loved you                         
you loved me forever        

www.yeehaacowboys.com